Fight Shorts

Haters will always hate, especially when you’re chillin’ by the pool or at the beach sippin’ on your favorite canned poison and they’re all out of booze. Don’t give in when they approach you with, “Sharing is caring” — stay strong, tough guy. Stick to your guns with Metal Mulisha’s D Lush II trunks and you’ll never succumb to their deceiving words. These boards feature a busy allover distressed brand sublimated print with helmet skull logos and medieval-inspired lettering. They’re pretty fly, for sure, but the best part about these babies is their ability to store an entire 6-pack. With zippered pockets at the sides of both legs, two zippered pockets at the front hips, and hook and loop fastener straps along the waist, they’ve got plenty of room to stash your brews. Make those sorry suckers wish they were as savvy as you. Get down and party hardy, dude.

Lots of women claim that they don't need to be rescued — but every time you go out, you see dozens of smokin' hot females attached to subpar guys wearing yuppie little outfits. When did men stop acting like men? Show 'em how real men act and dress in Affliction's Cooper Iron Fleur Flap jeans. They feature dyed whisker detail, a stitched, mesh-like overlay on the front pockets, a fleur de lis embroidered on the back pockets with the same mesh-like overlay, and custom metal logo hardware and buttons. In addition, these relaxed boot-cut jeans feature a dark wash and slight distressing. Real men always look good, are respectful towards women and fight for a lady's honor. Luckily, women have a guy like you, who liberates bored ladies on a daily basis with rugged charm and dangerous sex appeal. Go get 'em, Tiger.

In high school, you weren’t a glamour queen. You didn’t dress like a beauty show contestant every day or follow which scuzzy girl was currently dating the captain of the football team — you were there to learn. Fast forward ten years and it’s a whole new story. You got into a good college, graduated, and became a successful working professional with a handsome salary. Now since you’ve got time and money to spare, you’re ready to break out and show off the rockin’ bod you’ve kept under wraps all these years. Make your fellow high school “girlfriends” green with envy and all the boys who ignored you drool by wearing these slim-fitting Raquel 3D Federation jeans from Affliction. These totally cute jeans are decked out in custom Affliction logo hardware and are artfully distressed for the perfect worn-in favorite jeans look without repeated wearings or washings. Ten-year high school reunion? Bring it on!

Unleash your inner beast poolside or beachside with Throwdown’s Caged boardshorts! Featuring sick allover splatter graphics, a metallic foil Throwdown logo and a stylized, twin eagle Throwdown crest, these boardshorts’ fierce look will set you free when you hit the water.

It's easy to see you're a powerful man. You deal with people on a regular basis who blame everyone in their life for their own mistakes, and take the lower road when it comes to responsibility. You're cut from a different cloth. You're ready to tackle any problem that stands in your way, and Affliction's Cooper Fleur Flap jeans will help you dominate. These relaxed boot-cut jeans feature a light wash, plenty of distressed and threadbare detail, contrast stitching, faux leather trims, and mesh-like overlays on the front pockets. The back pocket features embroidered fleur de lis, an ancient symbol for strength and power. They boast that the wearer is powerful, well-dressed and fully capable of handling anything that gets in his way.